The Anti's Want a "Conversation"; This Is How It Goes

Ol' Backwoods always hears the anti-gunners and the gun-banners talking about how they want to have a "national conversation" about guns.  This is a representation of how the "conversation" will really go down (h/t Matt Bracken):

Instead of a real conversation on the merits, the anti's and the banners want to tell you what to do.

Instead of a real conversation on the merits, the anti's and the banners will take your gun at gunpoint.